In a virtual affront to anything resembling masculinity, a fearful demo has been shown of a probable future addition to Playstation Home: Playstation Dress. You read that right: soon you’ll be able to break out your inner Fashion Designer fetish, detach your penis and engage in building clothing from templates for your Playstation Dolly. If you don’t feel like parting with your penis–testicles are enough loss for you–you can just buy some virtual clothing for your virtual dolly and play Dress Up without needing to actually design anything.

My friends, if this is where the Core Gamer is headed, I’ll dismiss myself to the other room. And for those who wonder, yes it would be every bit as unmasculine and sad if Microsoft offered such a tool for Xbox 360′s Avatars and even more sad to be willing to pay for virtual clothing for said virtual dollies.