O Cheating Bot!

O Cheating Bot, A Gamer’s Christmas Poem

(sing to: ‘O Christmas Tree’)

O Cheating Bot! O Cheating Bot!
Thy ways are so unchanging;
O, Cheating Bot! O, Cheating Bot!
Your ways are so unchanging;
Always spawning when we look away,
Then gun us down when we try to toss a ‘nade.

O, Cheating Bot! O, Cheating Bot!
Thy ways are so unchanging!

O Cheating Bot! O Cheating Bot!
Much pleasure thou can’st give me;
O, Cheating Bot! O, Cheating Bot!
Much pleasure thou hast giv’n me;
Shoot us through a rock or maybe tree,
But speed flee when we find you out.
With invisible armor no one knew about
You cheating bastards will someday pay!

O, Cheating Bot! O, Cheating Bot!
Your grenades explode so brightly;
O, Cheating Bot! O, Cheating Bot!
You shout insults so mightily;
When we’re winning you start to cheat;
Then brag’st about our foolish defeat.
Mock and yell about our lack of skill
When we know your programming is really ill!

O, Cheating Bot! O, Cheating Bot!
How game Dev’s have mocked me!
O, Cheating Bot! O, Cheating Bot!
How game gods have decked me;
Of ‘Quality’ your maker takes a stand;
Though the game may be somewhat bland.
But we know at the end of every deal;
Your ‘maker’ sold out for a stale happy meal!

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